A Heckin Mind-Fuck Of A Simulation Conspiracy Theory
Ok ok ok, so WHAT IF we are in a simulation. And the simulation started with life on Pluto. And we’ve just been moving down the solar system, fucking up planet after planet. Because it’s a simulation meant to help humans reach our god-like evolutionary phase where we DONT destroy ourselves, but instead we like integrate ourselves with technology (but not through uploading our consciousness because to me that’s basically letting machines take over) or we find a way to open our third eye and everyone can just manifest their ideal body and can fly or whatever, but we KEEP FAILING. We’re near the end of the game on this planet, so we have 2 more tries. And if we can’t get it right... then we have chosen death. Technically 9 times. In a row. And are therefore unworthy for the rest of the universe.
And more with the fact that this is a simulation- everything major that happens, has already happened before, on every planet we’ve tried to flourish on. Meaning every movie and song that comes out, every leader in the world who’s come to power, the holocaust, 9/11, it’s all happened before and will continue to happen until there’s perhaps a glitch in the system or something incredibly rare and unlikely happens that brings our race to THE NEXT LEVEL. Like it’s IN THE CODE of the simulation but it’s been given some stupid 0.000001% chance of happening. I know that doesn’t really make sense but hey it’s an entertaining theory to me and I thought I would share it.
Also something to do with cats... because cats have nine lives and at some point the solar system was considered to have nine planets. Maybe our evolved form is a cat-human hybrid? 🤷♂️ thoughts pls
And I guess to make it really sound like a ‘conspiracy theory’ Id have to say that there’s some 5th/6th dimensional aliens running and observing this simulation. They’re probably the inhabitants of Nibiru. Google that shit
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