Flatten the Curve. Part 5. Bill Gates is your friend till the end.
Is it just me, or has the whole world gone insane? Bill Gates is leading the fight against a virus? The same Bill Gates who couldn't make his computers operating system safe from viruses, is now supposed to make humanity's operating system safe from viruses.
Let this sink in.
Bill Gates designed an operating system that crashed so often that we used to call it, The Blue Screen of Death.
If I believed in symbology, that Blue Screen of Death would make me look for other symbols that Bill is involved with, like the World Health Organization, or, ID2020. And if they happened to be blue, why heck, I'd almost wonder if Bill was subconsciously priming our thoughts to associate the color blue with a system crash when we saw it.
Nah. That's crazy. Nobody, not even Bill Gates, could think that far ahead and make plans. There's just no way! Stop smoking the crack pipe and calm down, before you make more crazy talk and accuse Bill of covering up technology called gene drive, which could allow scientists to introduce a genetic defect that can spread rapidly through a population, causing it to die off.
Maybe you'll try and claim that Bill Gates is investing into Monsanto and trying to make genetically modified food? Or investing with one of the largest global agricultural companies Cargill into a company making lab meat. Yep. Keep it up. You're on a roll now. What's next, Bill Gates buying up land through a whole bunch of different holding companies and getting into farming?
Why, this is nuts, you really need to get a hold of yourself. You're just paranoid, that's all. That's a normal way to feel in these new normal times. You're not alone, we're all in this together. One big family under a sky full of Sunshine.
Sure there's an epidemic going on, but Billy Gates has it under control. He thinks of all the possibilities and has plans. After all, he even invested in pharmaceutical companies well before this epidemic, so it's not like he didn't see it coming. Even if SHTF and he fails, he invested in the Seed Vault with the Rockefeller Foundation.
Doesn't this make you feel better? Aren't you relaxed and calm now?
Feel a bit silly, don't ya? Don't worry, I can't blame you, I'm feeling a bit paranoid as well.
After all, it really does look like Bill is investing in companies that make genetically modified stress resistant crops and buying a lot of farmland, while trying to geoengineer the biosphere, and building a Doomsday vault for seeds in case it fails and disaster strikes. Or you know, having an ID2020 program ready to so we know who to save in an apocalypse. That IDea is just for the epidemic that he warned us all about. He didn't warn us about an apocalypse, all right, he just thinks lab meat is a good idea for our health, not because there's a mass extinction of animals happening.
You know when I would start worrying? When Bill makes a prediction about climate change leading to war, now that would be bad.
Really bad.
Almost like Bill would be trying to warn us that the Gates of Hell are about to open.
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