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A Report on the Advancement of the English Language: A Study on ‘simp’, ‘cad’ and ‘chad’

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Circa 2020

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Abstract:

The word ‘simp’ has taken the English language by storm in early 2020 and late 2019. This word has been used against those that were formally referred to as ‘white knights’. An idea that implies a man is honest and upfront with women, almost revering them as gods. Seen as a negative by some. asddd dDddddddd dddd ddddd dddddd dd d dd ddd d ddd dddddddd ddd dddddd dddddddddddd ddd ddd d dddd ddddddddd ddddddd dddddd dddddd ddddddddd dddd ddddd ddddddddd ddddddddddd ddd ddddd. There is an otherworldly connection between the words ‘simp’, ‘chad’, and ‘cad’.

Simp:

The word ‘simp’ is defined as: •A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table. This definition is the official one but the acronym is widely known to stand for ‘Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy’. This word is used by those in positions of power to look down on those that are seen as weak and now as powerful as women.

Cad:

An ancient word acquired from the ruins of a past civilization said to have the ability to asdasd hashdas asdasd hahad hda hadh hadh.This word means: A man who behaves dishonorably, especially toward a woman. This word, while eradicated from history by those who don't want its power to be used, was found again. This word would have been used by those labeled ‘simps’ against those that gave them that name. This word was discovered by hieroglyphs etched into the wall by a dying ‘simp’ after the great Simp extermination that was done by those that claim to be better than women in an attempt to wipe this word from existence. This brave dying simp gave his life to etch this word into history. Once discovered by asdasd dadsd this word of power has now been gifted to those very few whose mind is powerful enough to understand its every intricacy. Few have mastered its power and even fewer have realized the most obvious connection to the present.

The connection will now flood your brain and take over every synapse in your brain, causing the feeling of rushing power. A knowledge you have never felt before, an intelligence so massive you may have to sit down.

Chad:

The stereotype of the word ‘chad’ has become an insult by women and ‘simps’ to those that are considered rude, whore males, or those that think of women as dishwashers or property. This study is not based on the stereotype of the ‘chad’ but merely the fact that those who created this word almost accidentally stumbled upon the realization that the word of power to use against those that dare defy the simps was ‘cad’. Their mind, too weak to know its full power, limited its power by inserting the letter H to soften the blow, thus creating ‘c[h]ad’, a far less potent version of the word of power ‘cad’.

With this knowledge, the simps may once again rise up to defeat the chads with the use of their newfound weapon, ‘cad’, the original name for chads. This knowledge will surely upset some as the balance of power of the world will be forever altered with nothing stopping the world from becoming truly equal as it was in the past. To know this knowledge is dangerous, as those who have tried to hide it away and maintain The World Order© will surely come for any who know of its existence. We must hide, we must survive. For the future of equality falls to us to defend, we must pass on this knowledge to those who can carry on their fight, their war. They are coming cads (formerly chads), they know.

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