Time Loop: For Fun ‘What If’ Scenario

I encourage you to take this with a grain of salt. This is for fun. If you find sense in what I’m about to say, cool. If not, cool.

I’m sure we’ve all heard, “History tends to repeat itself,” at least once in our lives. If not, please send me the location of the rock you’ve been living under because 2020 is... well... 2020.

What if we’ve officially achieved time travel, and had some sort of “quantum entanglement” bullshit happened around 2012 shortly after CERN discovered the “God particle” or as Stephen Hawking put it, “The particle that could end the world as we know it.” Mind you, I only have a VAGUE understanding of quantum entanglement or anything that has the word “quantum” in it. Feel free to correct me or laugh at or with me or whatever.

We’re looooong overdue for mass extinction. What if it was coming at some point, so they were like, “Fuck it. If all else fails, we can just fuck with the God particle. Best case scenario, we buy ourselves time to fix the state of the world. Worst case, we die anyways.” in Jeff Goldblum voice: “He did it. That crazy son of a bitch. He did it.”

What if people started catching on when they noticed an interruption in the patterns of time, and whoever the fuck decided to go back and prevent other catastrophic events from happening to make the interruption less noticeable, but just kept fucking shit up in the process, so they KEPT having to travel through the “wormhole” thus causing more ripples and tears? Kind of like a pair of jeans that has a small hole in the crotch. The more you throw those jeans on, the bigger it stretches this resulting in the black hole, which is currently a thing if you didn’t know.

What if someone was like, “We really fucked shit up by trying to unfuck shit up,” and the world leaders were forced to fabricate a series of potentially catastrophic events in attempt to restore the balance? Thinking about it, there’s a clip of Bill Gates essentially discussing his plans for population control. What if it’s to make up for the amount of lives that were supposed to be taken over the course of time through mass extinction? Remember when there were a fuck ton of beached whales and sharks? Or the whole bird thing in Australia. Oh shit.. what about abortions (pro choice here btw)?

What if all the alleged UFOs/extraterrestrial sightings were sent by ETIs to help us fix our mess? What if they were like, “Bro. You fucked shit up BIGTIME! You’ve got to act casual about this mess, but fucking FIX IT!” and the world leaders were like, “How?” and the ETs were like, “Controlled chaos. The average human doesn’t pay that much attention when it comes to time loops. They’re too busy on Twitter and other unimportant shit. They’ll just think history is repeating itself like normal. They won’t pay too close attention to the numbers. Just create opportunities for the population to decrease to make up for the disruption of order you’ve caused. You’ll kill two birds with one stone: you won’t be directly harming or killing anyone PLUS it serves as a perfect distraction. But PLEASE stop going back in time before Earth gets sucked into the black hole. Please? If you stop now, you should be fine, but if it gets any bigger, we really can’t help you.” The world leaders were like, “Fine, but how are you going to help us?” The aliens were like, “Ugh. Well, we’re technically not supposed to interfere, but I guess we’ll just abduct people at random and fuck with their reproductive systems.” The world leaders were like, “Okay, do what you have to, but be as discrete as possible.”

Riots, provoking war, depression from isolation, potentially life-threatening sicknesses like Covid, etc. are ways of lowering the population. We’ve always wondered about the motive for population control. We’ve always wondered about climate change. We’ve wondered why the time loop suddenly seems so much shorter. We wonder why it’s bizarre headline after bizarre headline. We wonder about the Mandela Effect and just a bunch of other shit.

TL;DR: we discovered time travel, tried to play hero and stop mass extinction too many times, turned the wormhole into a big black hole, the God particle froze time, the aliens told us to fix it, we fabricated a time loop and chaos to fix it.

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