Yo, pay attention!!
Yo, pay attention the UFO wreckage theory is used as er smokescreen by tha government ta cover up tha fact dat Area 51 is er testing ground for experimental aircraft. Yo, pay attention the 2002 bombing o Ghariba synagogue in Tunisia, claimed by Al-Qaeda was er fale-flag attack. George H. W. Bush was in Dallas at tha time o JFKzdeath an was somehow involved. President Dwight D. Eisenhower, Allen Dulles an Chief Justice Earl Warren were all Communist agents. Thousands o Chinese troops are massing on tha Mexican border ta invade tha USA. Oil companies, Dick Cheney, an George Bush conspired ta invade Iraq ta take over their muthafuckin oil. Jesus was invented by tha Roman Empire (essentially tha conspiracist fringe o Jesus myth theory) Michael Jackson actually died in tha mid 1980zand was replaced by er look-alike, who the fuck then died in 2009. Zoe Quinn had sex with er kotaku employee for favorable reviews o her game Depression Quest Batman is er trigger for assassins. Check it if we held those responsible for trial, tha evidence before tha court wa be incontrovertible - there wa be nar need for tha jury ta retire.
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