Does pizza has something that make you poop easily?

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i always wanted to have one conspiracy theory of my own, however it is. so lets get on with one that i came with during my careful observation these past few days.

I'm kinda sick one of the problems with that is I'm constipated most of the days because of that. And so, i avoided pizza for very long time, low fiber, cheese and all. I thought it will make me even more constipated.

So, here goes, been constipated for few days, bro orders pizza, look at him with dead eyes, he offers a slice, whimper like a dog, couldn't take it anymore, screw it, gotta have this slice.

next day, felt like heaven in the toilet, if you know what i mean.

two days passed, again constipated the same, also couldn't stop the craving for them pizza baby, had only one slice. can you guess what happened next day... you guessed it, saw god in toilet.. felt like it actually.

one week passed, been constipated for a week now.. ok just guess what happened next

So, here's the theory.. My fatass brother has been eating pizza every day since past few months, and I've been wondering how in the world has he not got constipated even once. im straight out hating on him to be able to eat all those pizza, he's getting fat though. And then i tried pizza and you saw what happened, like, i saw what happened and you guys read.

So, does Pizza companies (here it's Domino's pizza) add something in their pizza that make you poop?

See it that way, pizza has very little fibre and also it has cheese. And these pizza companies have to sell their pizzas everyday and to those who likes them but if those pizzas constipate them, they wont be eating it everyday. Particularly, who likes it very much would want to it everyday. So, they might add little secret ingredients of theirs in those pizza, you guys see what I'm saying?!!

Share your pizza stories guys!!

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