My conspiracy theory (halfway satire)

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I have developed the theory that the degradation of the writing ability in today's average internet denizen and the decline of grammer usage in general has been done with a goal in mind.

It started with hurried emails where spelling and grammar were dispensed with. It then blossomed into text abbreviations and reliance on predictive text. The automatic spell check was the final ingredient. People no longer paid attention to what they were typing, letting the machine select the words and the punctuation.

Along the way people simply forgot how to use punctuation, spelling, and proper sentence structure. Particularly with the use of the apostrophe, which has become greatly abused these days.

To what end you ask? The purpose of this insidious plan is two fold.

  1. To so annoy and anger anyone who is more than halfway intelligent and capable that they cannot give any credence to those who post inconvenient truths on the internet.

  2. To cause a shift in the Earth's rotation, resulting in climate change, due to all of the elementary grammar teachers spinning in their graves.

I have spoken.

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