RIP Laptop-gate

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I love liars. Especially bad ones. The looks on their faces when they know they're busted is too funny.

Take the stories the GOP media circus is spinning concerning an abandoned laptop computer at a repair shop in Delaware...

The shopkeep has a muddled story about maybe a Hunter Biden-style guy dropped off a damaged Apple laptop. But he doesn't know and he's "legally blind" so he can't positively identify the guy who came in and abandoned the machine in April '19. It sits for a year and a half. Then one day he decides to look at it. He's so disturbed he calls the FBI. Media shows up to break this bombshell ...but the guy can't keep his story straight.

Enter Sad Rudy, who drops a copy of the hard drive(s) at the most trustworthy, least biased paper in the country...the New York...

Post?

Perfect. A GOP/Trump-friendly news outlet whose last "bombshell" report was about a sighting of Elvis...on the Moon.

Anyway, the guy who writes this "expose'" knows the story is an unconfirmable turd. He takes his name off the byline.

But wait!

Out of nowhere, a earth-shattering break in the case: a signed receipt turns up. It's Hunter Biden's signature! And now there are three laptops, instead of just the one.

When one's lie dies, bury it. Don't Frankenstein it into something you think will fly. It makes the liar look incompetent and desperate.

Speaking of whom:

Donald Trump. In a last-gasp attempt to turn this turd story in gold at the debate, says the following:

“You were getting a lot of money from Russia. They were paying you a lot of money...But now, with what came out today, it’s even worse. All of the emails, the emails, the horrible emails, of the kind of money you were raking in…I think you owe an explanation to the American people why is it, somebody just had a news conference a little while ago, who was essentially supposed to work with you and your family, but what he said was damning.”

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If you have an elderly person in your family, or have a friend or loved one that spoke like this, wouldn't you be taking them to the family doctor?

The Biden "Laptop-gate" GOP conspiracy theory is dead.

Rest in pieces.

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