Idk if this fits this sub, but I have newly analyzed evidence that Phineas Flynn is a bastard son.

My friends and I expanded the theory that Doofenshmirtz is Phineas’ dad in math today...

Basically, yes, Linda and Doof used to date, but seeing as to how their attire was clearly representative of the 80’s and Candace was born July 11, 1992, there’s no way Phineas was conceived in the 80’s. Instead, Linda and Doof broke up, and Linda met Candace’s dad, married him, and had Candace. Doof, meanwhile, met Vanessa’s mom and had Vanessa. At some point, Linda and Doof rekindled their relationship, having a secret affair. Phineas was conceived. However, Candace caught them in the act, and her dad and Charlene (Doof’s wife) found out. Charlene divorced Doof, taking Vanessa with her. Candace’s dad and Linda argued a lot, but stayed together until Phineas was born. Phineas, being too much for the dad to handle as he was another man’s son, divorced Linda and left the family. Candace, still too young at the time to understand all this, came to associate Phineas’ arrival with her dad abandoning the family, so she comes to dislike Phineas and try to do everything she can to get him in trouble as they grow up. Her act of catching her mom’s affair reflects her newfound trait of trying to catch everything bad Phineas does and go tattle on him. Eventually, Ferb and his dad move to America from England, and Lawrence married Linda, bringing Phineas and Ferb, the dynamic duo, together. Though she has no real reason to dislike the quiet-demeanored Ferb, Candace sees his and Phineas strong bond and sets out to take both of them down. Meanwhile, Linda can’t be bothered to ever punish Phineas because he reminds her too much of the man she truly loved, Doofenshmirtz, while Candace reminds her of an unsatisfying husband who walked out of her life. Thus, she favors Phineas. Doof, in the meantime, deals with Vanessa, who hates him because she, like Candace, was mad that her dad did something that broke up their family. Doof just wants to reconcile with her. Doof’s parentage of Phineas explains the boy’s triangular head and his inventive genius. Also, Doof’s mission to take over the tri-state area is his way of yearning the love he shared with Linda, as it was she who originally suggested he take over the tri-state area as a stepping stone to taking over the world.

If this isn’t permissible on the sub (I couldn’t find anything against it in the rules), I’ll understand it being taken down.

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