Me and my family cracked the code on Santa.
Me, my sister, and my father were texting each other. We got on the topic of Santa Clause. We came to the conclusion that he isn't the jolly, cookie eating, lovable character that you think he is. Here is a list. He contributes to global warming by giving kids coal. He exploits elf's for free labor. He watches everyone while they sleep. He rewards you for one good thing at the end of the year. All the letters for Satan are in Santa's name. And many more.
Let me go into detail about some of these.
Global warming is getting worse. Santa gives bad kids coal. It's not a renewable resource. Meaning he either making hella money or paying hella money. Either way it's not good.
He exploits elf's for free labor. This one sums it up in the name. He is using magical creatures to make toys for him. No pay, no vacation time, no insurance. They're basically slaves.
Santa and Satan have the EXACT same letters in them. Coincidence? I think not! Ask for more theory's in the comments if you want more.
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