Santa is a vampire

He travels super fast (a known power of vampires) he can shapeshift into a bat to fit down chimneys. We know he is or was human, but he's immortal, and he cant be caught on camera (similar to mirrors?) On top of all this, the north pole has polar nights that last for months, giving him plenty of time to prep for christmas without the inconvenience of sunlight. But vampires cant enter a house without being invited in right? So santa convinced everyone to leave out milk and cookies SPECIFICALLY FOR HIM, as a workaround to this rule, and there's almost no chance of someone putting garlic in cookies.

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