Will the COVID-19 Vaccines Turn You Into a Commie Devil-worshipping Antifa Zombie?

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It is being reported that Alex Jones is now pushing the theory that taking the COVID-19 vaccines will do every terrible thing imaginable, at least to a certain segment of the population. Receiving it will be the Mark of the Beast, which will turn you into a blood-drinking Satan-worshipper, damned to the Lake of Fire for all eternity. It will make your back hair turn green and your mullet start to fall out. It will cause you to start talking with a lisp, and to start hating NASCAR and bass fishing. It will make you despise guns and enjoy going to gay weddings, and love the taste of double shot soy chai lattes. Within days you will become a card-carrying Marxist-Maoist, and start burning down fast-food restaurants with your Antifa buddies. The list of terrible side-effects goes on and on. So resist, my friends! Resist with all your heart being forced to take the COVID vaccines! WWG1WGA!

Fair warning: I have heard that this particular conspiracy might have been started by Democrats who want to scare reluctant right-wingers and republicans, many of whom already say the COVID-19 pandemic is a "hoax", so that they will refuse to get vaccinated. This will mean that there will be more vaccine doses available for the Democrats, while Republicans will end up dying. It's kind of like the plot of every episode of Scooby Doo, only it doesn't involve ghosts.

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