Girls are actually just a myth created by the government.

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Here’s my theory, girls are not real, rather they are illusions created by the government to motivate us to get jobs and become productive members of society. Think about it, when was the last time you’ve ever felt physical contact with a girl, never, and not just because your a redditor but also because they’re not real. Also when was the last time they had any traits or expressed any emotions that made sense, never, because they don’t have real human behavior. Girls have been a lie this whole time and have gone completely unoticed by the public. However some people have realized the truth, and have decided to stay virgins (mostly redditors), so it seems they’re plans haven’t fully succeeded. But don’t worry I have plan. Guys if we decide to stop living these lies and become virgins on Reddit forever, then woman will become so useless in motivating us that the government will abandon them. Then we can go back to our normal lives of hanging out, cracking a cold one, singing sea shanties, and playing Minecraft with the boys.

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